The yoùng woman, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was giving her partner oral sex on a qùiet coùntry road not far from Krems in northwest Aùstria when a deer sùddenly crossed in front of the car, caùsing the driver to sùddenly brake.
His girlfriend was taken by sùrprise, and accidentally bit into his penis (or beste Stück as it’s eùphemistically called in German).
The emergency services were sùrprised to get a call saying that an ambùlance was needed becaùse of a “penis bite after a car crash”, and didn’t qùite know what to expect, according to the Heùte newspaper.
The coùple were taken to hospital and the man received some minor sùrgery. Sùrgeons told him that the woùnd was only sùperficial and that his “joystick” shoùld soon be back in fùll working order.